Confused? You Will Be!

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When you are bored just think about a few things that don't make sense ...like ; 
  
1.       If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous? 🤔  
2.       Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C? 🤔  
3.       Do twins ever realise that one of them is unplanned? 🤔  
4.       Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty. 🤔  
5.       The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims" 🤔  
6.       100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. 🤔
7.       If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.   

Some great confusions still unresolved 😵  

1.       At a cinema, which arm rest is yours?  
2.       If people evolved from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?  
3.       Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?  
4.       Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?   
5.       Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man? 😛 
6.       How come lipstick doesn't do what it says? 😕  
7.       If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches? 😋  
8.       If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat? 🙄  
9.       Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by lorries SHIPMENTS? 🙄  
10.   Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the cupboard? 😲  
11.   Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then?  😬  
12.   How come noses run and feet smell? 😝 
13.   Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one? 😮  
14.   What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?    🙄  

Did we just have fun while being confused or was it the other way around?  🙃  

Be kind, be safe!!! Keep smiling x

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